Distinguishing Azns from Asians

[another satirical, FARNI AS email... juz thought i'll share some contents... sooo true =P. Hui]

Ways to tell apart Azns from Asians

You are Indonesian if... you talk really fast, with rapid tongue movements and your favourite food is mee goreng.

You are Japanese if... you are obsessed with your hair, car and clothes and you know you are superior to all other Asians.

You are Korean if... you know what a Dalki, Pucca and Mashimaro is and you know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Chinese if... you think you're the smartest people of the world and you know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Vietnamese if... you MUST have fish sauce with every meal and you dine at restaurants with "Pho" on its sign board.

You know you are Philipino if... you want to be in the entertainment business, even though you have a day job as an engineer, accountant or nurse.

You know you are Thai if... no matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.

Hehehe... just thought it was kinda interesting... and I'm seriously wondering if those statements are true... I know the Chinese ones are! =P... hope it brought u some laughter for the day... or mabbe frustration...=S

Hui Hui ^^b